Need a lover who won't conflagrate me

Need A Lover Who Won't Conflagrate Me
By Michael Klaus copyright (c) 2010 USA
MAIN IDEA: U look nice although URM8D of antimatter
Sung to the tune of "I Need A Lover" by John "Cougar" Mellencamp
Copyright (c) by Important People Who Have Lawyers
With guitar feedback.
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I need a lover that won't conflagrate me,
I need a lover that won't conflagrate me,
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
Some girl who knows the meaning of hey, hit the pastel highway,

I've been walking the pastel line in the learning,
Racing through the neon jungle at night,
I'm so confused as to why my skin is on fire,
Hey, I'm so bright won't somebody shutoff the light,

{guitar: Brian Eno, Babies On Fire guitar hook}

Electricity runs through the credenza,
As I watch from this bag that I call home,
(Fleece lined),
All the ponies are dancin to the radio,
With the James Gang while they're singing, "Walk Away!",

{guitar: James gang, Walk Away guitar hook}

I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
Someone to moisturize and then go away,
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
Some girl who knows the meaning of hey, hit the pastel highway,

{guitar jam}

Well I'm not wiped out by the pool table I bought,
Gonna live with Bebe if I go head on back home,
Well I am demanding to be loved and be forgiven,
I just can't face burning in this bedroom one more night alone,

(Chorus 3)
I need a lover that won't conflagrate me,
I need a lover that won't conflagrate me,
I need a lover that won't conflagrate me,
Some girl who knows the meaning of hey, hit the pastel highway,

DONT LET IT GET YA {guitar jam}

(Chorus 4)
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
There's no way I'm gonna be livin' up to this hype,
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
I think I'll stay at home and watch you on Skype,
[YOU BET YA]
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
I need a lover who won't conflagrate me,
I think Ill stay home and watch you on Skype..