My Hash Bang

Wait Until JAVAscript © 2011 Michael A. Klaus
Sung to the tune of Wait Until Tomorrow, Jimi Hendrix EMI Music Publishing

Well I’m waiting, you teasing,
Inside your golden web site,
Got my comment posted up upon your wall,
Tonight’s the night we planned to Facebook together,
Come on Internet there’s no time to stall,
But now you’re showing me,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
Long time,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
Seems to be taking awhile,
I think you better try again tomorrow,

Got to make sure it’s right,
Error message comes to light,
Oh what a drag,

Oh Apache how can you hang me out this way,
On the smartphone you said that I could post something today,
Now I’m standing here like some dial-up Interblogging fool,
Seeing error messages from the mixed-up mind of you,
And you keep printing me that ah,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
What are you writing about,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
Ah, I can’t wait that long,
I think you better try again tomorrow,

DSL makes a slight,
Error message comes to light,
See if I can send to this Net a little byte,

Oh Internet Bitch you must be insane,
So unsure of your health,
Sending from your Java weathervane,
Do I see you spin around and randomly pointing,
Something is for free,
Hash Bang,
Oh what a hang,
Your Spam Bot just shot poor me,
And I hear you say it’s the fad today,
We don’t have to wait until tomorrow,
We can implement hash bang today,
Hey,
We won’t ever use Java tomorrow,
Javascript isn’t right,
So forever goodnight,

We don’t have to wait until tomorrow,
You all have to wait, they all have to wait
Javascript makes you wait until tomorrow,
It’s a drag on my part,
Hash bang makes you wait until tomorrow,
Don’t have to wait, don’t have to wait…

My Ampere Clamps

Spark gaps can't handle the amps, Clamps!
Spark gaps can't handle the amps.

     Motor electric is real,
     Energy going to steal,
     Arcing and sparking, ozone and marking,
     Brushes and segments anneal.

Spark gaps can't handle the amps, Clamps!
Spark gaps can't handle the amps.

     Though it is time to slow down.
     Motor keeps spinning around,
     In it’s own way, it keeps making hay,
     Electrical noise doth abound.

Spark gaps can't handle the amps, Clamps!
Spark gaps can't handle the amps.

     A nuisance that must be abate,
     Rather than brushes ablate,
     Clamp it with diode instead of a gap,
     The motor can then generate,

    Power, because…

Spark gaps can't handle the amps, Clamps!
Spark gaps can't handle the amps.

fin