My Hash Bang

Wait Until JAVAscript © 2011 Michael A. Klaus
Sung to the tune of Wait Until Tomorrow, Jimi Hendrix EMI Music Publishing

Well I’m waiting, you teasing,
Inside your golden web site,
Got my comment posted up upon your wall,
Tonight’s the night we planned to Facebook together,
Come on Internet there’s no time to stall,
But now you’re showing me,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
Long time,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
Seems to be taking awhile,
I think you better try again tomorrow,

Got to make sure it’s right,
Error message comes to light,
Oh what a drag,

Oh Apache how can you hang me out this way,
On the smartphone you said that I could post something today,
Now I’m standing here like some dial-up Interblogging fool,
Seeing error messages from the mixed-up mind of you,
And you keep printing me that ah,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
What are you writing about,
I think you better try again tomorrow,
Ah, I can’t wait that long,
I think you better try again tomorrow,

DSL makes a slight,
Error message comes to light,
See if I can send to this Net a little byte,

Oh Internet Bitch you must be insane,
So unsure of your health,
Sending from your Java weathervane,
Do I see you spin around and randomly pointing,
Something is for free,
Hash Bang,
Oh what a hang,
Your Spam Bot just shot poor me,
And I hear you say it’s the fad today,
We don’t have to wait until tomorrow,
We can implement hash bang today,
Hey,
We won’t ever use Java tomorrow,
Javascript isn’t right,
So forever goodnight,

We don’t have to wait until tomorrow,
You all have to wait, they all have to wait
Javascript makes you wait until tomorrow,
It’s a drag on my part,
Hash bang makes you wait until tomorrow,
Don’t have to wait, don’t have to wait…

My Spam Bot

Working theory regarding source of e-mail spam. Sumdangdik can log in to twitter, view or send, then log off and the Spam Bbot remains asleep. Sumdangdik can log in to twitter, view or send, then for some reason a "problem with twitter" message shows up and then the Spam Bot sends out one e-mail spam. It's only a theory.
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My Twitter Spam

Sumdnagdik has recently seen a spam message from quote "twitter" unquote. This one reads of an unread twitter message. This so-called twitter message got past the firewall. As the reader may imagine, the so-called twitter message was a link to a commercial web site that was selling something.

Since that particular e-mail got through the anti-spam filter, perhaps that particular e-mail should be listed on Spams Of Note, here on blogspot.com. Usually the spam filter removes these unwanted organisms.

[actual spam has been edited and sanitized below]


In order to find out what the link is, without clicking on it, copy the e-mail message text and paste the text into a word processor.  Then sign off from the internet and unplug the network cable from the computer, to prevent the whatever-it-is link from connecting to the internet.  In the word processor, right click on the link and then select (from a pop-up menu) Hyperlink, Edit Hyperlink.  At the top part of the next window display, it reads "Link to file or URL" and in the white space can be read the actual web link that will be chosen if one is careless and clicks on the link while the computer is on line. 

Twitter @sumdangdik
Sender was "twitter-message...............twitter.com" 
Hello,
You have 1 unread message(s)
 ( ALLEGED TWITTER LINK )  actually sends the user to http :// dirtmonkeys.com / exempts.html
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