Thursday, January 20, 2011

Low Price Sausage

Cat food from California tastes better than sausage from Alabama.  Those are the results of a science experiment.  The low bid sausage has a smooth casing before, and also after cooking.  Then after cooking it sweats a little, perhaps from having "extra protein" added.  The family domestic cat was offended by the smell so she colluded with smart-aleck daughter to fry up some "Fr-----s" cat food after forming it into the shape of sausages.

The fried cat food had a rough appearance and a pleasing flavor.  It was actually good to eat. 

The low-price, smooth skinned sausage was unpalatable.  A dog wouldn't eat it.  A cat wouldn't eat it.  But it was cheap to buy at the store so there was a lot of it.  After walkies around the block, sumdangdik returned home to realize that the house had retained the odor from the "cat food factory" that is now producing "people food".  Yikes, the smell lasted for days and wouldn't go away. That odor from the low price sausage may have been a reason why the children decided to become vegetarians.

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