My Shoes

                                            I keep my shoes on the front porch.

                                The other day I went outside to fetch my shoes and
                                       I found that my shoes were full of water!
                              At first I thought that this might be some type of prank.
                               I imagined someone sneaking up onto my front porch 
                          with a bucket of water who would then fill my shoes with water.

                                       During further examination of the surroundings,
                                              a broken sprinkler has been located.

                      The sprinkler isn't completely gone yet, and it is broken in such a way

                                               as to soak my front door and porch.

                                    I don't believe that a little duct tape will fix this one.
                                    Update: November 12 The sprinkler has been repaired... for now.
fin.