Low Price Sausage

Cat food from California tastes better than sausage from Alabama.  Those are the results of a science experiment.  The low bid sausage has a smooth casing before, and also after cooking.  Then after cooking it sweats a little, perhaps from having "extra protein" added.  The family domestic cat was offended by the smell so she colluded with smart-aleck daughter to fry up some "Fr-----s" cat food after forming it into the shape of sausages.

The fried cat food had a rough appearance and a pleasing flavor.  It was actually good to eat. 

The low-price, smooth skinned sausage was unpalatable.  A dog wouldn't eat it.  A cat wouldn't eat it.  But it was cheap to buy at the store so there was a lot of it.  After walkies around the block, sumdangdik returned home to realize that the house had retained the odor from the "cat food factory" that is now producing "people food".  Yikes, the smell lasted for days and wouldn't go away. That odor from the low price sausage may have been a reason why the children decided to become vegetarians.

Low Bid Sausage

While traveling to various factory sites where sumdangdik is often called to be consulting with or training the customers, there is ample opportunity to visit various restaurants that vary from region to region. This usually works out quite well unless he is visiting Alabama. Folks in Alabama eat food that would be considered unacceptable in other states, and they actually tell sumdangdik where not-to-eat. Although the local folks enjoy eating soul food, it often gives a visitor a case of indigestion. Even at a mainstream place like Waffle House, if the server asks if you want something (like "extra protein") that you never heard of before it is best to say no. At the bar and grill it is better to avoid anything fried and simply have soup and sandwich.

Then it's off to work for sumdangdik. He works in a factory in an industrial park which smells bad. Folks who drive by say, "Here comes the smell place" and roll up the car windows.  One day the Norfolk & Southern train folks decided to stop for an hour nearby, which was blocking traffic on some local roads.  They thought it would be a good place for a layover until they got a few whiffs of the local aroma, mostly consisting of rotten meat piled up at a cat food factory.  Apparently the meat will sit out in the sun for two or three days and then the factory will can it as cat food. Poor cats.

Even the cat food in Alabama is worse than cat food elsewhere. When the Norfolk & Southern train folks found out that the air smells that bad every day, they decided to park their trains elsewhere. Local roads are rarely blocked by stopped trains anymore. Tourists stay away. There is a big American flag on a pole in the yard at the factory, and people will look out the window at the flag to see which way the wind is blowing before going outside. If the wind is blowing from the direction of the cat food factory then the people stay inside a building and go hungry.

Eventually the work is finished for the day and sumdangdik retires to a local motel after a simple dinner of soup and sandwich. The next morning he goes to a well-known restaurant chain "D----'s" and orders the large breakfast of bacon, eggs, and sausage, because he is still hungry from the day before. When the breakfast arrives he notices that the breakfast sausage smells like the cat food factory odor. There had been a rumor that the cat food factory was making "people food" as well. It seems that the "people food" is breakfast sausage made from meat that has been rotting in the sun for two or three days. Some bean counter at the well-known restaurant had apparently bought a bunch of this sausage because it was cheap, hence it came from the lowest bidder. Sumdangdik can still catch a whiff of the cat food factory when he is visiting the well-known restaurant during breakfast hours. If he says to you, "Don't eat the sausage" that means don't even cut it open otherwise you will be able to smell the cat food factory for yourself.

Some products shouldn't be purchased on the basis of having the cheapest price.  Don't buy or eat the low bid sausage.

ALMOST LEFTOVERS

Recently sumdangdik was reviewing the canned goods in his pantry. Some of those canned goods had an "eat by date" of two thousand eight. Since this is the year two thousand eleven, sumdangdik decided to throw out those canned goods. Even so, how could two years have gone past already? Sumdangdik eats everything in the cupboard and cabinet. How could there be any leftovers? Because two years went by like nothing. These discarded canned goods are the proof. One such can had an "eat by date" of two thousand seven. That could be four or five years ago depending on how you count years.

Instant soup is freeze dried and therefore likely to be edible. Even though the "eat by date" was two thousand seven. Chicken soup cures what ails ya. Sumdangdik cooked up some instant soup from two thousand seven ( 2007) . He added some crushed tortilla chips, some shredded swiss cheese and then the mixture was microwaved for another thirty seconds.
Recipe For Instant Chicken soup for the new year:
    One instant chicken soup-in-a-cup
    One half liter of distilled water
    One handful crushed tortilla chips
    Half a slice of swiss cheese, torn up into little bites, (Eat the other half while you
    are waiting for the microwave oven to cook your delicious soup).

Gone are the words

Pithy blog post was deleted when computer crashed. Gone are the words.  

Last xmas I gave you away
Last xmas you said you would stay,
Last xmas I knew you were someone special,


. ..  ...  here wr more but I cant find t word on my hard drive

Walking On Eggshell

This post begins with a reference to Kwanzaa in hopes that Santa Bot will avoid my house this Xmas. Go away Santa Bot!
 In the below post there is mention of Carbon Dioxide, carbon oh two. Obvious to a chemistry major is the fact that the lyric should mention Carbon Monoxide, Carbon oh one. Therefore an edit of verse two might read:

I used to think maybe you grooved me now I know it's undone,
A bossy one cheesed up your brain using carbon oh one,
Now you've got a new life for the weekend, another today oh oh oh,
A part of your brain used to know me has now gone away,

Unrelated to the items above and below, current music is Linkin Park , New Divide. Sumdangdik got it from Amazon on a disk called, "Transformers Revenge of the Fallen", and this disc is filed away in the music library under "Soundtracks and Compilations" rather than "Linkin Park". Make a note of that. "Soundtracks and Compilations". www.amazon.com › ... › Hardcore & Punk › Punk-Pop -http://thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/showthread.php?t=7715

Walking On Eggshells

Walking on Egshells
By Michael Klaus copyright (c) 2010 USA

Sung to the tune of Katrina And The Waves Walking On Sunshine
Music (C) EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

I used to think maybe you grooved me now I'm not so sure,
And I just can't believe what you say when I knock on your door,
Now every time I go for an adverb, gotta stick to a noun,
Cuz I do a lot of heavy lifting when you are around,

I'm walking on eggshells,
I'm walking on eggshells,
I'm walking on eggshells,
And I'm in the 'hood,

Hey, alright now,
I am in the hood,

I used to think maybe you grooved me now I know it's untrue,
A bossy one cheesed up your brain using carbon oh two,
Now you've got a new life for the weekend, another today oh oh oh,
A part of your brain used to know me has now gone away,

I'm walking on eggshells,
I'm walking on eggshells,
I'm walking on eggshells,
And don't it feel good,

Hey, alright now,
And I'm in the 'hood oh yeah,
And don't it feel good,

Walking on eggshells,
Walking on eggshells,
I feel the shove, I feel the shove, I feel the shove that's really real,
I feel the shove, I feel the shove, I feel the shove that's really real,

I'm on eggshells baby oh yeah,
I'm on eggshells baby oh,
I'm walking on eggshells,
I'm walking on eggshells,
I'm walking on eggshells,

And I'm in the 'hood,
I'll say it again now
And I'm in the 'hood.

Guitar Hooks

Regarding the previous post below, there may be a question of where to find the guitar hooks?

Add guitar hook from Brian Eno, Babies On Fire. Mom is made of antimatter while dad is made of matter.

Baby keeps burning up. Perhaps they should stop trying to reproduce. www.youtube.com/watch?v=draua97qH1Y

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Baby's-On-Fire-lyrics-Brian-Eno/CD4D059A4695CB1D48256967000A9988

Throw in 3 or 4 seconds of "Babies on fire" with guitar feedback squeal unto death. Or play the entire song as a joint.

Add guitar hook from James Gang, walk Away. Pick a riff from the big finish, I like the one before the final chorus. Video Link www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ZUU8xi7qY

Since this is year 2010 there is sheet music on the internet http://www.musicnotes.com/sheetmusic/scorchVPE.asp?ppn=SC0025315

www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/james_gang/walk_away.html&mnuid=L4RG83M7X3JRNSQH4M5LZFV3PV47M2P71SNYM2P7

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Unrelated to the items above and below, current music: The Ting Tings, Shut Up And Let Me Go. www.thetingtings.com/us/frontpage?cmdr=ip2country/detected