My Location

Response from Twitter: "Unable to geocode this location. "

Geocode? Sumdangdik is living someplace in the milky way galaxy. More like Planetcode, Sumdangdik happens to be living on planet Earth for the time being. Geocode is, "Planet Earth someplace".

Logging in from earthlink.net. This started out as "earthling.net". A feeble facsimile of the true internet on homeworld. The java would knock your socks off. "Earthling.net".became "earthlink.net" and here we are. Communicating as earthlings. On earthlink.blogspot.net.

My Fahrgate System Is Not A Toy

Sung to the tune of "A Secretary Is Not A Toy"
From a musical: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.original song copyright previous century 1952 (somebody!)

[MR. HAT]
Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!
A fahrgate system is not a toy,
No my boy;
Not a toy to invade and destroy,
And playfully dial
In search of some feral joy.
No, a fahrgate system is not,
Definitely not a toy.

[3 MALES]
You're absolutely right, Mr. Hat!
We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Hat!
It's the Air Force's rule, Mr. Hat!

[MALE ENSEMBLE]
A fahrgate system is not a toy,
No my boy,
not a toy.
So do not step through it for joy,

[FEMALE ENSEMBLE]
A fahrgate system is not to be
Used for play therapy.

[CLASSROOM]
Be good to the gate you employ,
An' disassemble it not
Alien trouble you've got,
A fahrgate system is not ...a toy.
Be careful with our DHD
Component of operation unity...
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To serve the fahrgate community
Use a touchstone at home
We supports

[MR HAND]
And you'll find nothing like it at F.A.O. Schwartz!

 [KYLE]
A fahrgate system is not a pet,
Alien erector set.

[MR HAND & KYLE ]
It happened to Leonard McCoy, boy!
They fired him a shot
The day the fellow forgot
A fahrgate system is not... A toy!

[CLASSROOM]
(Whistling)
A fahrgate system is not...A toy!

And when you put it to use,
The nerve,
It will put you to use:

[MR HAND]
That you will find the name Lionel
On your caboose!

[FEMALE ENSEMBLE]
A fahrgate system is not a thing
One buy key, hold by string
Keypad...
Is to type in,
And not put the hype in
If that's what you plan to enjoy.
No!

[CLASSROOM]
The fahrgate system you got,
Is definitely not
Supposed to do a whole lot,
Or you know what,
Before you step through, oy!
Remember this my boy,
A fahrgate system is not,
A tinker toy!

My Predict

Eye Predict
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Sung to the tune of "I Predict" by SparksOriginal song copyright 1982 (Repertoire

You're gonna take a walk through the gate
And you're gonna get hit
(Eye predict)

You're gonna eat a bowl of plantain
And be nauseous real soon
(Eye predict)
Are my sources correct
(Eye predict)

They're gonna bind a girl with a man
And the touchstone don't care
(Eye predict)
Chloe will prove that Eli and her
Had a fleeting affair

(Eye predict)
Are my sources correct
Are my sources correct
Are my sources correct
Yes I know they're correct
(Eye predict)

Men, if you say your prayers
Touchstones fix your affairs

Fahrgate is safe
Ain't gonna shake
Ain't gonna break
(Eye predict)

Everybody's gonna die
Should have watched Doctor Who
We know the food is old
Eyeball casserole, we found in the hold
Luciens will jump to France
They'll do the Eyeball Dance
Don't worry, it'll work out
Mallozzi will throw them out

They're gonna stop seeding the gate
So you better jump through now
(Eye predict)

They're gonna stop grabbing the sun
So you better get tan now
(Eye predict)

SGU will fade out
SGU will fade out
SGU will fade out
(Eye predict)
fin