Thursday, August 25, 2011

While we were havin' fun at Comicon 2011, Mother was cleaning out our rooms..
A bunch of toys were found out back in the trash!  There were many items.  Not kidding.  The top photo is a Smartphone size picture of the epic booty, if it's yours send an e mail.

Regular size picture.
My epic booty.


Removed the battey piles before they had a chance to leak!
fin

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

My Telecommuting

UPDATE August 28, 2011  The internet is actually working a little bit.  Even so the rant below was relevant when it was posted three weeks earlier in August 2011. 

On the internet, these blogs are being phoned in.  We can send in pictures, storyboards, we can make our best cartoon voices.  On the telephone.  What do we recieve in return?  A message from the internet that reads, "Please wait".  Most of us are telecommuting and we don't appreciate the new, improved internet that simply does not work.  Yours truly is blogging from planet Earth for now.  What is going on here?  You would not believe!  These Earthlings have a new improved internet-that-doesn't-work, yet they get ISO 9000 readings that are beyond one hundred perercent! 

While the actual content is BLANK and the sidebar reads, "Please wait", "working", or my favorite "Done But With Errors On Page".

We are getting nothing from the Internet, and the fat cats get a bonus because the "new improved internet" told the fat cat's stock holers that the download was "DONE" even though we are seeing a blank screen, and the internet browser tells us "Done But With Errors On Page".

How can the download be done!  My content page is empty, obviously empty. 

Someone is getting paid money because the internet says "Done But With Errors On Page" while at the same time (I, Me, and You) are getting nothing because that internet tells us, "Done But With Errors On Page".   The keyword is "Done".  Somene is getting paid for this ripoff and it isn't me!  I am going to drastically cut down on my usage of the new, improved internet as of now.  Someone is getting paid big bucks to make us wait for nothing!
fin

Sunday, July 31, 2011

My Wrap-Up July 24, 2011

After arriving home from Comicon 2011, several KND operatives made a routine sweep of the neighborhood.  Here is what we found!

Expecting an ahrr!  or an ahrr? 
fin

Saturday, July 30, 2011

My July 21, 2011 And More

This text sets up the picture that you are about to see.  It is text.  My recollection from Thursday. 

And another one.  Huge blocks of text!  Some of my recollection from Friday. 

fin

Monday, July 25, 2011

My Survey Results

My Survey Results
As a result of scientific testing, it turns out that the costume on the left is more popular than the costume on the right.
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Quote, "Yes, I attended the recent nerdy gras, but that's okay because I learned something:

A. Steampunk is more popular than startrek.

B. An important skill to have, for a panel member on the stage, is the ability to jump up from a chair and walk backwards quickly. This skill is useful because certain members of the audience will rush the stage as a mob.

At the session end, perhaps the Moderator should dismiss the panelists and remain at the microphone until those panelists are safely off the stage. Moderator is standing up, hence Moderator has a better chance of escaping.

Perhaps the Moderator should chide, not so much as a drill sergeant but as a Kindergarten teacher. It is easy to say, "Please remain in your seats for another minute!" "

fin

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Operation: PIX KND 072411

Pictures
Internet
Xylophone

Kids
Next
Door

Fish
Hooks

Panel

July twenty fourth, two thousand eleven

fin

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

My Communicator

When it comes to hobby time, a few sacrifices have to be made. There is a need to have a communicator that actually works. Download a chirpy ringtone to a smart phone, add the snazzy grid and here is a product that people would actually buy. Perhaps the communicator prop is broken forever? No, the gold (plastic) grid was cut apart carefully, so that the pieces will glue back together again as necessary.

Ingredients as shown are one smart phone, one snappy plastic case for the smart phone, a "Communicator" prop, and some transparent plastic tape.

Tape onto the gold grid first, wrap the tape around the snappy plastic case and cover the exposed sticky part of the tape. Trim with a hobby knife, or ask Dad to trim it for you.

A few extra tips: Be sure that the gold grid does not touch or bear against the touchscreen of the smart phone. Be sure that you can see the little light that winks at you in red when your friend calls. Just the thong for your costume.

fin